... don't panic - it's not real.
Dolly D attended a stage make-up workshop as part of an 'activity day'. The results are quite impressive. So impressive that she had to go to her cello lesson like this! The Fish Wife had to go in first and warn the teacher that it wasn't real.
Activity days!! Call that education... when I was a lad we actually learned things at school (but try telling that to young people nowadays).