The answers always ...

I heard a song on the radio tonight (The Joyful Kilmarnock Blues by The Proclaimers), which contains the fantoosh lyrics:

The question doesn't matter

The answers always "Aye"

The best view of all

Is where the land meets the sky

I see two problems with this quotation:

1 - my answer is more often "Aye, right!" (meaning "No!")

2 - in this beautiful land of ours there are places where the land doesn't meet the sky - flood water meets the sky.

Well, at least I can do something about one of those issues!